"Anyone with needs to be prayed over,
come forward, to the front at the altar,"
the Preacher says.
Leroy gets in line, and when it's his turn,
the preacher asks: "Leroy, what do you
want me to pray about for you."
Leroy replies: "Preacher, I need you
to pray for my hearing." The preacher
puts one finger in Leroy's ear, and
he places the other hand on top of
Leroy's head and prays and prays and
prays, he prays a blue streak for Leroy.
After a few minutes, the Preacher
removes his hands, stands back and
asks, "Leroy, how do you feel about
your hearing now?"
Leroy says, "I don't know, Reverend,
it ain't til next Wednesday!"